Tuesday, September 25, 2007


Hey chilluns, this is definitely my first post ever. I think, in light of this momentous occasion, I must ask myself: what do I hope to accomplish with this blog?

1. Get a Pulitzer.
2. Make light of other people's genuinely awful problems while seriously dramatizing my own trivial fuck-ups.
3. Help a poor girl from the desert learn how to work it like a fierce betch.

There. Now we feel better, don't we? A little clarification goes a long way! And we're already close to finishing #1, I feel it in my frail bones.

A toast! To many great blogs to come. Ta ta!

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